Stormy Daniels: “Fair enough. The last thing I would want to do is make Trump mad at me.”
The Onion: Are you going to honestly answer any question we ask in this interview?
Fauci: Yes, I’ve seen the cartoon drawings of me with a six-pack, and it’s flattering, obviously. I bought some for…
The Onion: Let’s start off with an easy question. What do you think about rimming?