Amazon founder Jeff Bezos and his partner, former broadcast journalist Lauren Sánchez, are engaged four years after his high-profile divorce from billionaire philanthropist MacKenzie Scott. What do you think?

“Do they have a date picked out for the divorce?”
Anna Dasoro, Systems Analyst

“One day I hope to find someone who accepts my status as a billionaire.”
Samuel Pugh, Light Switch Operator
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“But doesn’t she know he’s bald?”
Gustavo Ziff, Necktie Adjuster